Geek, Non-Fiction

What To Get Your Sith-nificant Other For Valentine’s Day 2016

Because Valentine’s Day only happens once a year… and why not cash in on everyone’s new favorite angsty villain?


In no particular order:


This tiny squishy Kylo Ren ($10). For on-the-go adorableness.

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This slightly larger squishy Kylo Ren ($20). For dark, brooding cuddles.

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This lightsaber necklace and the matching set of earrings. For the chic Sith in your life.


This luxurious tufted rug for a proper Dark Side comfort ($19).

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This supersoft space blankie ($25). Again….just for comfort.

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A LEGO set of Kylo Ren’s First Order command shuttle. Excellent for displaying on one’s desk at work or a collector’s shelf at home.

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DATE NIGHT BONUS: Help your Valentine build the thing… if you dare.


A pair of chopsticks ($15).

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DATE NIGHT BONUS: Order your Valentine’s favorite Asian cuisine. In the delivery special requests, make sure the food is labeled “FOR KYLO REN.” When the food arrives, present it to your Valentine on fancy plateware, avert your eyes respectfully, and speak only in Imperial/First Order British Dialect.


This hoodie ($105).

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This incredible hand-painted mug (Etsy, $8).

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This precious handmade Valentine’s Day card (Etsy, $4).


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And for a romantic Valentine’s Day breakfast feast with a heartfelt nod to your Valentine’s hero/grandpa… This toast-making miracle device.


Make sure to ask your Valentine how dark they like the Dark Side of their toast…

…or their waffles!

“I find your lack of pancakes disturbing.” 


BONUS! Things to NOT get your Dark Side Valentine:


AT ANY RATE. I hope you resist the call of the Light Side this Valentine’s Day and celebrate in red and black with your special someone – just like Grandpa Vader (RIP) would want you to. XOXO





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