A Non-Comprehensive List
Appetizers
- Taste Odyssey Sampler Platter
- Oh! You Onion Rings
- China Girl Spring Rolls
- Alad-dim sum Sane
Soup & Salad
- The Thin White Soup
- Five Years Aged Cheddar Soup
- Green Genie Salad
- Lettuce Dance Salad
Entrees
- Major Tom(ato) Signature Sandwich
- Ch-ch-ch-Changes Chicken Sandwich
- Diamond Hot Dogs
- I’m Afraid of American Cheese Burger
- Blackstar Angus Steak
- Stuffed Rebel Re-Bell Pepper
- Jareth’s Bulge Meatballs
- The Gobblin’ King Turkey Club
- The Man Who Fell Tofu Earth
- Young American (Grilled) Cheese
Sides
- The Fry-ders from Mars
- Golden Ears Corn on the Cob
- Fashion Mashed Potatoes
Breakfast
- Ashes To Ashes Hashbrowns
- Magic Dance Pancakes
- Station to Station Omelette Bar
Desserts
- Life on Mars Bars Sundae
- Ziggy Starburst Sorbet
- The Man Who Jello Mold The World
Today’s Special (Just For One Day):
We Could Be Gyros
(Special thanks to my brother co-chef Ben without whose random texts during the work day would not have yielded such comedic fruits. Other credits to Aaron Saucedo, Alex Skanavis.)
Bowie-n Appetit.
Alyson Grauer 