Things I Would Serve At A Bowie-Themed Restaurant

A Non-Comprehensive List

 

Appetizers

  • Taste Odyssey Sampler Platter
  • Oh! You Onion Rings
  • China Girl Spring Rolls
  • Alad-dim sum Sane

 

Soup & Salad

  • The Thin White Soup
  • Five Years Aged Cheddar Soup
  • Green Genie Salad
  • Lettuce Dance Salad

 

Entrees

  • Major Tom(ato) Signature Sandwich
  • Ch-ch-ch-Changes Chicken Sandwich
  • Diamond Hot Dogs
  • I’m Afraid of American Cheese Burger
  • Blackstar Angus Steak
  • Stuffed Rebel Re-Bell Pepper
  • Jareth’s Bulge Meatballs
  • The Gobblin’ King Turkey Club
  • The Man Who Fell Tofu Earth
  • Young American (Grilled) Cheese

 

Sides

  • The Fry-ders from Mars
  • Golden Ears Corn on the Cob
  • Fashion Mashed Potatoes

 

Breakfast

  • Ashes To Ashes Hashbrowns
  • Magic Dance Pancakes
  • Station to Station Omelette Bar

 

Desserts

  • Life on Mars Bars Sundae
  • Ziggy Starburst Sorbet
  • The Man Who Jello Mold The World

 

Today’s Special (Just For One Day):

We Could Be Gyros

 

(Special thanks to my brother co-chef Ben without whose random texts during the work day would not have yielded such comedic fruits. Other credits to Aaron Saucedo, Alex Skanavis.)

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Bowie-n Appetit.

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